Weekly Review: Freeway Drivers, Babies on Planes, Facebook & Racism
Ranting... It's a good way to look important.
So the first "seven (7) day standard" week of the year has finally come to an end and things are looking promising. Unfortunately in those short seven days (plus three (3) if you include the first, second and third) I have become so annoyed that I founded a blog for the pure simple fact of having another method of getting out there and telling it like it is. Not to say that it doesn't provide any community benefit either; it provides fuel for people who like to argue even if they don't agree with what they are saying or just have no clue what the fuck they are talking about. It also works to point out things to people who are oblivious to the world around them and that some shit is just annoying or "hide" and/or "accept" the fact that, that's just the way things are.
Well, I hope I can change the latter's opinion or way of thought, and I think that's possible because like dogs, Humans can be trained. Just look at Tom Cruise!
So before I get sued on by Scientology, let's touch up on some of the things I ranted on about:
Cars on the Freeway being aggressive mother fuckers
There are some pricks who just don't know when to calm down and follow the bloody law. Not that it's always right but in this case it really is correct but these bastards are either too keen on increasing our nation's death toll or just trying to look like studs in front of their girlfriends (or boyfriends if that's the way they roll) and making the rest of us look like Grandma drivers in comparison! Also, While we on the topic of dangerous driving, Put away the fucking mobile phones -- I don't have enough appendages on my body to physically count how many cars I have seen speeding whilst the driver was on the phone and to add insult to injury, in plain view.
Buy a hands-free or pull the fuck over!
Babies on Airplanes
They maybe Life's greatest accomplishment. The Human, but when it's in pre-adult stage (baby to teenager) they sure can be bloody annoying, especially when you are flying at 15,000ft. Jesus, can't their parents give them a bloody dummy so that they got something to help them with their ears? Hell it would shut them up too as a side bonus! I came back to New South Wales on the 5th of January and my god, I was just so happy when the airliner started serving drinks, not only because If It was getting to much I could drown myself in Alcohol but because it meant I could equip my noise-cancellation earphones (and I didn't have my iPhone on me so I just used them to cancel the noise out). God I hate babies on Planes, anywhere else they are cute;
When they're asleep ofcourse.
Facebook Event/Group Spam
Oh god, Oh my god. As I type this, I have just received over 4 notifications from my Hotmail. I am too scared to go to my inbox because I know if I see "Under 18's" or "The dislike button is finally here" I will freak out, Jump through my window and run to the nearest living thing, and kill it. I just cannot deal with this shit anymore. People need to learn to stop inviting me to shit and stop joining idiotic groups. If I wanted to go to that event, I would have had free pass to be there or got my mates too hook me up. If I wanted to get a dislike button, I wouldn't because it's just not bloody going to happen -- Just delete the person! You don't have to dislike their status, what kind of friend are you anyway?
Don't spam me, Please! I will attempt to kill you with the power of my thoughts!
Indians vs. Australians (The Media Shitstorm)
The Indian Media has managed to sterotype that all Australians are Racist against Indians and they just blatantly continue to stir more crap. Well here's the kicker, That's not fucking true no matter how much it seems so. Granted I do not like 'select' Indians for reasons beyond race but I do not like Australians either for similar reasons. Some Australians are bloody idiots and lazy bastards, Indians make a lot of food that I can't digest without a Toilet in a 200m radius, turn up at my door and try to get me to move over to some Energy company I never even heard of! but it doesn't mean I am intolerable or would treat them any different if they came to me for help or vice versa -- Now the Indian media has pretty much (as politcally correct as they could) labelled the Victorian Police of Australia as members of the Ku Klux Klan, First of all Mr. Indian Media, The Ku Klux Klan is an American group who are against African Americans and anything else that manages to piss them off -- You are not making yourselves believable with the way you've done your research and Second of all, Just because an Indian bloke dies doesn't meen it was a Racially motivated crime. Just like that Aussie who shot that Indian guy who pissed on the streets. If I saw the same guy pissing on my streets, Indian or not, I am going to kick his ass so give him a charge about causing bodily harm, not attempted murder. Because right now, I am going to label that as Revenge.
In the mean time, feel free to hand over the guy who killed someone while Drink Driving and skipped the country on bail using his mate's passport. Don't act like you know who I am not talking about... Give us Puneet Puneet! The bloody coward.
Summary
So all in all it's been a fucked week with no sign of slowing down. The Media has a pole shoved up it's ass as tensions between Australia and India increase to a new high and it's not involving Cricket which is a first. Facebook keeps getting more bloated with useless groups and idiotic event spammers and Road users continue to be a pain in my ass. It's going to be a loooong 2010!
